Advice to Reality Show Contestants

Before you can actually sign up for anything to be featured on a TV show. Here's a few things you need to consider

American Idol:
*If you can't sing, don't bother auditioning.

*Making silly gimmicks, costumes or other craziness WILL NOT be taken seriously.

*If you're not liked by Simon, don't bother changing his mind. Quit even though you're through.

Survivor:
*If you cannot stand the heat, monsoon rain in random times, don't sign up.

*Backstabbing is necessary trait. Never think you can be super nice to win. That's really rarely happen.

Amazing Race:
*If you cannot swim, drive a manual car, afraid of heights, water, wild animals etc. Don't sign up.

*If you're actually facing your fears, suck it up and do it. Don't whine and complain.

*If you cannot appreciate foreign cultures, don't bother signing up.

America's Next Top Model
*You must be at least 5'7". Sorry, if you're short, you're standing no chance in the real world.

*If you are 23 and above, don't bother starting out as a model. Unless you look REALLY, REALLY youthful.

*You really have to endure Tyra's craziness to survive.

*Bitchiness is a plus.

Glee!

Watched a few of the episodes and Here's what I feel:

I LOVE this show. But somehow the show seems to make efforts to make me hate it.

For example, Will Schuester. God knows why he loves to relive his old days with his boy bands and all that. Ugh. And still oblivious to know that his wife is faking a pregnancy to keep his marriage!

The stereotypes are overplayed. The gay one, the sassy black woman, the dumb jock. Whatever.

The Auto-tuning of the singers. Ugh, makes me pissed off. Why cast good singers when you want to auto tuned to death? Especially Finn, whose voice is the worst of the bunch.

But there are things that I love too.

Principal Figgins is awesome to watch. If you ever catch his Mumbai Air ad (in the show), it is downright hilarious!

Sue Sylvester, the cheerleader coach, is awesome. Her quotes are so random it's so funny. And she is deliciously evil. I like!

Music wise is always awesome. Here's a sample of their cover of "Rehab":


Could have showed you the performance clip. But youtube removed them... Copyrights and all.

Home Run!

In my last legs of my academic year, and I am chugging along and barely hanging on.

I wish I still have the passion to move on. But argh, where is it? Is it because my batch is dwindling? Or is it the project isn't fun anymore? Is it just me? Come on, two more months and you're outta here!

Focus! Focus! Damn you Facebook! Twitter! and forums I visit! Damn you distractions!

Anyways I have come up with stories to pitch once I graduate. Funny I have some enthusiasm for what it is uncertain in the FUTURE, but not what's current and concrete. =P

Oh, I have a new pair of glasses. Will post a picture if I am in the mood for pictures.